Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
© Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. Of Health & Human Services
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 80,000,000 (yes that is
80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups,
is 1,500
© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%.
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners are. Remember, guns do not kill people,
doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
doctors before this gets completely Out of hand! Out of concern for
the public at large, I have withheld Statistics on lawyers for fear
the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
© Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. Of Health & Human Services
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 80,000,000 (yes that is
80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups,
is 1,500
© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%.
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners are. Remember, guns do not kill people,
doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
doctors before this gets completely Out of hand! Out of concern for
the public at large, I have withheld Statistics on lawyers for fear
the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.